Above, Wayne and Janet Gretzky react to the discovery of the Gretzky clones. Above right, an exclusive photo of Wayne Gretzky clone #7.

The "Great One" May Soon Be The "Great One Of Many"

OTTAWA, CANADA-- The Canadian government has created twenty-two clones of Wayne Gretzky in an attempt to reassert Canada's position as the number-one country for hockey in the world.

Despite a public anti-cloning stance, Canadian researchers have been secretly working on the human cloning project since at least 1998 using DNA taken from Canadian hockey legend Wayne Gretzky.

Gretzky, who will serve as the Canadian Olympic Hockey General Manager for the 2002 Olympic games, responded to the news by saying that he had "suspicions" over the past few years.

Previously unreleased photo of the moon landing set inside a mocked-up NASA hangar.

No More Fake Landings: "We're Going To The Moon For Real This Time"

CAPE CANAVAREL-- NASA spokesman Brian Kirk announced Monday that NASA is scheduled to attempt the world's first moon landing in the year 2006.

"We're going to the moon for real this time," said Kirk. "There will be no sound stages or doubled-up footage. We really are going to go to the moon."

I know this sounds like the Twilight Zone but it's more like the X-files.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.